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Review by Brian King
 

Well this was a title I had been eyeing for the past month, I mean Fight Club was a superb film. I think I would put it in my top 5 films I have ever seen. The team that worked on this, took a good license swallowed it down and crapped it out. You can tell they started with the right idea but just got unmotivated at a point.
 


The first rule of fight club :
Personally Id rather not even think about the waste of money this game was. The story mode is just fight after fight, I know its typical fighter. They tried to go a little further than fight after fight, they failed....... and i mean FAILED. The cutscenes inbetween fights are not what I would call cutscenes, they are like a slide show that my little brother could put together.

The project that went to mayhem:
Graphically this game isnt that bad, some of the levels and so forth are pretty tight. Just one thing that just makes me wish I didnt even waste a Gamefly rental on this f'n game. EVERYONE LOOKS BASICALLY THE SAME. Yah you can play as Bob and have bitch tits, oh yah thats sweet goin online lookin like a tool. Everyone looks somewhat like Jack. Did they guy making the models quit after a month?

One cool thing I will give them is the fact that you can see bones break. ALTHOUGH it is for a SPLIT second, seriously sometimes it looks like your fighter just flashed.


Closing Comment:
Fight Club had a huge chance to possibly become something like the movie, spreading all over xbox live. Think about what they could have had with more customizable characters not just a guy u give him 20 lbs and a new hair color.

If they took the time to make it so that you could fight people online and create a clan, and fight other people. Or even just make it like bars online that you could watch people fight, I dunno I cant believe what they did with such an AWESOME license. I was heavily disapointed, should have left it in my mailbox for my mail man to take back to Gamefly.

Online play :
Ugh...........UGGGGGHHHHH why did I rent this. People let me tell you with all these awsome choices of what to get for an online fighter, grab yourself MK:deception, DOA ultimate, shit even Godzilla was huge step above this.

 

The Bottom Line:

Gameplay: 3.0

 

Feels like my bones were broken and they healed wrong, controls are stiff and dont always respond well.

Graphics: 3.0

 

It looks like a twilight zone episode everyone looks the same. Some of the levels and rain effects look nice.

Sound: 2.0

 

Voice acting is a joke, you have a lisence people. Didnt they give you money for real voice actors.

Depth: 1.0

 

Go somewhere else for a thrill this game will be a 2 games online and youll be back on halo2 in no time. Create a custom character is by far the skimpiest version I have ever seen.

Overall: 2.5

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